panic-at-the-dildos:

damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some

(Source: fellatioutboy)

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

icedxflow:

*Sells soul to GameStop*
Cashier: 8 dollars

I have like an hour till work and I’m hungover and can’t sleep

Add me on kik

Supernichol

If you’re a cool cat at me on kik

Supernichol

Getting drunk by myself is cool because I can think about things and cry