our dog is in heat and is going ham licking her vag.
i cannot handle these gross noises.
committing suicide kthxbaii
so fucking hungover.
i feel like death and i have to work in a few hours
this sucks
yeah, so if u start kissing my neck we’re going to have to get naked and fuck.
ok?
ok.
Wowza you're really pretty in your picture asked by Anonymous
aw thank you anon <3
I’m drunk.
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
(Source: joesphjonas, via chucktorres)
I want cute anons that wonder about my life and ask me nice things and tell me jokes and funny stories and ask me for advice
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